Peni Page – Rated R

It’s amazing what one little word can do to (or is it “for”?) your stats page. All I did was make a comment about a duck’s penis and then one about a slug’s penis, and suddenly I start getting some of the strangest search terms showing up in my referral list . . .

Now, I took out the really porny ones on the list (after all, you can see those anywhere, right?), and I took out the pedophilic terms *shudders*; which left mostly just the peni’s and their descriptors . . . Mind you now, these are just the ones from the past week-ish (as of April 13, 2008).

12″ penis 1

20 inch penis 1

24″ penis 1

angry penis 1

I’m not real sure if this is angry, but it sure is scary.

average penis 3

bird penis 3

bruised penis 6

Don’t ask me, but here’s a page on Disorders of the Penis.

cat penis 7

Hmm, I don’t think that this is what they had in mind, but oh well.

curved penis versus a straight penis 1

dead penis 2

define penis 1

Well, that’s an easy one.

duck penis 11

extreme penis torture 1

Have you ever put the word “hentai” into Google?

freak penis pictures 1

Same question.

french penis 2

Wouldn’t they just look like everyone else’s? *is confused*

funny penis pictures 1

gay penis 5

giant ape penis 2

girl with penis 9

gauge penis in a penis 2

giant penis 2

happy penis 2

harry potter’s penis 2

I’ll never understand why you can find Daniel Radcliffe’s penis all over the web, but you can’t find Bruce Willis’s???

hidden penis 2

hooked penis 1

intact adult penis 1

longest human penis 2

longest penis 14

normal penis?

I found a page called, “Is My Penis Normal?

obama penis 1

penis baseball 1

penis books 1

penis cutting com 1

penis drawing 1

penis face 1

penis flute 1

penis grape 1

penis guitar 1

penis on face 1

penis on fire 1

penis size

penis torture 5

Hmm, this sounds like torture to me. “China’s Penis Restaurant.”

pig penis 2

real penis 3

sand penis 2

sucking penis 1

tapir penis

texas long horn penis 1

tiny penis 2

Awww, it’s little. There is also what is referred to as a “Micropenis.” Generally that’s defined as a penis that is 2 inches (7 centimeters) or less. So if you have this and you’re not happy, click here for options.

tribal penis pole discovery 1

ugly penis 12

Okey dokey then.

More to be added later.

Well as of June 9, 2009, I did fix the link to the Harry Potter penis pic.  The previous site that it was on appears to have disappeared.  Curious and curiouser.

Here we are again – on what, 1/11/11???  Wow.  Anywho (considering how often I use that word, they oughta just make it a word), found a pic of Thomas Gibson in Lycra cycling shorts, and serious folks, you can practically tell if he’s cut or uncut.  Really tight shorts!!!  Oh My Frogs!

7 Responses to “Peni Page – Rated R”

  1. […] slug peni, I’ve been getting hits thanks to strange penis related terms. Those can be found here btw. I’m slowly but surely providing people with something to see in regards to those terms . […]

  2. […] where people analyze how folks wandering the InterWebs find their blog. Like my friend over at Odd One Out, , with her somewhat unfortunate but benificent discussion of slug genitals, it’s hard to […]

  3. the photo of a “pig penis” is actually a photo of a tapir. pigs have a long, thin spiral shaped penis.

  4. Ah, noted. Twill be fixed. Thx. 🙂

  5. Congratulations on your penises.

  6. […] Peni Page – Rated R В« Odd One Out Apr 13, 2008 … the photo of a “pig penis” is actually a photo of a tapir. pigs have a long, thin spiral shaped … […]

  7. uhhhhhhhh

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